Flagnabvid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, selfish centaur.

Flagnabvid created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Flagnabvid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagnabvid, he will turn you into a mole.

Flagnabvid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Flagnabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.