Badcapcum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak gerbil.

Badcapcum created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badcapcum, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badcapcum, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Badcapcum's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Badcapcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never wear yellow boots.