Rildogbat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish human.

Rildogbat created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rildogbat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rildogbat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rildogbat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rildogbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away if five geese approach from the north.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.