Kapmonbom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering mouse.

Kapmonbom created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapmonbom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kapmonbom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kapmonbom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kapmonbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kapmonbom.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about gravity.