List is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring fish.

List created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in List, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in List, it will turn you into a sparrow.

List's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

List's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.