Yam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, resourceful hamster.

Yam created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yam, he will remove you from existence.

Yam's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Never skip near shrews.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Yam on top of important buildings.