Kamced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced raven.

Kamced created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamced, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kamced, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kamced's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kamced's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kamced.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never write about amino acids.