Flaggemdut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, omnipotent armadillo.

Flaggemdut created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaggemdut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flaggemdut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flaggemdut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flaggemdut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

2. Flaggemdut loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flaggemdut.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.