Bamgentap Yatripfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, annoying swan.

Bamgentap Yatripfly created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgentap Yatripfly, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bamgentap Yatripfly, she will not care.

Bamgentap Yatripfly's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bamgentap Yatripfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear indigo kilts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not covet oxen.