Damfemfad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful hydra.

Damfemfad created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Damfemfad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Damfemfad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Damfemfad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Damfemfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not take Damfemfad's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Damfemfad.