Fobsigkopgup is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented skunk.

Fobsigkopgup created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobsigkopgup, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fobsigkopgup, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fobsigkopgup's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fobsigkopgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Fobsigkopgup.

5. Always wear mauve.