Gillablun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful wren.

Gillablun created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gillablun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gillablun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gillablun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gillablun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near squirrels.

2. Never wear gray hats.

3. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never pour water over plants.