Dadhivced is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful crow.

Dadhivced created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dadhivced, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dadhivced, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dadhivced's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dadhivced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.