Dadhivced is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful
crow.
Dadhivced created an electron nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Dadhivced, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Dadhivced, he will turn you into a mouse.
Dadhivced's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Dadhivced's Holy Commandments1. Never write about planets.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
3. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.