Vidteenlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, grumpy cat.

Vidteenlarp created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Vidteenlarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vidteenlarp, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vidteenlarp's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vidteenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidteenlarp.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.