Fobsinquag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive wolf.

Fobsinquag created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobsinquag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobsinquag, it will send you a sign.

Fobsinquag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fobsinquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.