Sinbimjon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome dragonfly.

Sinbimjon created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbimjon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sinbimjon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sinbimjon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sinbimjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.