Canlatbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart hummingbird.

Canlatbid created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canlatbid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Canlatbid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Canlatbid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Canlatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Canlatbid.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.