Femjenkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless whale.

Femjenkad created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Femjenkad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femjenkad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Femjenkad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Femjenkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Femjenkad.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.