Fetquimrot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent squirrel.

Fetquimrot created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetquimrot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fetquimrot, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fetquimrot's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fetquimrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never feed figs to capybaras while wearing orange jumpers.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Never wear trousers.