Kikbessvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented chinchilla.

Kikbessvonk created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbessvonk, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kikbessvonk, it will manifest in front of you.

Kikbessvonk's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kikbessvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about black holes.