Kabcetbum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage dragonfly.

Kabcetbum created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabcetbum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabcetbum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Kabcetbum's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kabcetbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Kabcetbum loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Do not listen to music.