Hubsassugrow is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-powerful troll.

Hubsassugrow created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsassugrow, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hubsassugrow, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hubsassugrow's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hubsassugrow's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hubsassugrow.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not stand on grass.