Poppidbusril is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous porpoise.

Poppidbusril created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poppidbusril, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Poppidbusril, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Poppidbusril's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Poppidbusril's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Poppidbusril on top of important buildings.