Baffebcab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous crane.

Baffebcab created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Baffebcab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Baffebcab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Baffebcab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Baffebcab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Baffebcab on top of all buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never paint your legs yellow.

5. Do not dye your hair red.