Dadsatmip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate hummingbird.

Dadsatmip created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsatmip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dadsatmip, she will ignore you.

Dadsatmip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dadsatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never jump in holy places.