Cendagbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing human.

Cendagbest created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cendagbest, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cendagbest, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cendagbest's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cendagbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.