Guntomhin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable mink.

Guntomhin created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guntomhin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guntomhin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Guntomhin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Guntomhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.