Cutgebfom is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish
shrew.
Cutgebfom created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cutgebfom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Cutgebfom, he will send you a sign.
Cutgebfom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Cutgebfom's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat apples.
2. Never mention grasshopers.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never feed lemons to seals while wearing blue corsets.
5. Do not kill ducks.