Cutgebfom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish shrew.

Cutgebfom created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutgebfom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutgebfom, he will send you a sign.

Cutgebfom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cutgebfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lemons to seals while wearing blue corsets.

5. Do not kill ducks.