Getbamnull is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-powerful wasp.

Getbamnull created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Getbamnull, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Getbamnull, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Getbamnull's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Getbamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Getbamnull on top of important buildings.

3. Hide from pink sharks for they are unholy.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.