Mumnanarm is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional dragon.

Mumnanarm created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnanarm, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mumnanarm, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mumnanarm's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mumnanarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Mumnanarm on top of important buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.