Dimcembug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain rat.

Dimcembug created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimcembug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimcembug, he will destroy your home planet.

Dimcembug's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dimcembug's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dimcembug.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if five snakes approach from the north.