Cussominrak is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, emotional grasshopper.

Cussominrak created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Cussominrak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cussominrak, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cussominrak's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cussominrak's Holy Commandments

1. Cussominrak loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Cussominrak first in all things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.