Rulldissloop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody raven.

Rulldissloop created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulldissloop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulldissloop, she will manifest in front of you.

Rulldissloop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rulldissloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Rulldissloop loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Rulldissloop on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.