Sadjadmet is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical sheep.

Sadjadmet created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadjadmet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadjadmet, it will turn you into a rat.

Sadjadmet's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sadjadmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.