Stikfebnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, slow human.

Stikfebnell created life two years ago.

If you believe in Stikfebnell, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikfebnell, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stikfebnell's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Stikfebnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Stikfebnell loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.