Kopdanxem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witless wasp.

Kopdanxem created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopdanxem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kopdanxem, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kopdanxem's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kopdanxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing white scarves.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.