Buswitlistlegstandob is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless fish.

Buswitlistlegstandob created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buswitlistlegstandob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Buswitlistlegstandob, he will remove you from existence.

Buswitlistlegstandob's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Buswitlistlegstandob's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Buswitlistlegstandob.

3. Always help seals.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not kill hamsters.