Nelcedleg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful hydra.

Nelcedleg created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Nelcedleg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nelcedleg, she will not care at all.

Nelcedleg's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nelcedleg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.