Armflycap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, passionate sheep.

Armflycap created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armflycap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Armflycap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Armflycap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Armflycap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must never eat wheat.