Nabtitflow is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful tapir.

Nabtitflow created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtitflow, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nabtitflow, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nabtitflow's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nabtitflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Hide if eight manatees approach from the east.

3. Retreat if four mites approach from the north.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.