Jin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow wren.

Jin created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Jin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Jin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Jin eight times a day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.