Bamtailbon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish eagle.

Bamtailbon created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamtailbon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bamtailbon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bamtailbon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bamtailbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never paint your chest brown.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bamtailbon on top of all buildings.

4. You must pray to Bamtailbon six times a day.

5. Bamtailbon loves dogs, so they must be respected.