Nadtagpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful capybara.

Nadtagpark created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Nadtagpark, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadtagpark, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nadtagpark's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nadtagpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.