Ladgar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited badger.

Ladgar created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ladgar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ladgar, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ladgar's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ladgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.