Bugzogvog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent troll.

Bugzogvog created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugzogvog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bugzogvog, he will manifest in front of you.

Bugzogvog's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bugzogvog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugzogvog.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away from gray goats, for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Do not make images of living things.