Gamfidwegmanvagdosswikwab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient camel.

Gamfidwegmanvagdosswikwab created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamfidwegmanvagdosswikwab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gamfidwegmanvagdosswikwab, she will send you a sign.

Gamfidwegmanvagdosswikwab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gamfidwegmanvagdosswikwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Gamfidwegmanvagdosswikwab on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.