Fatkap is a god.
It takes the form of a small, unthinking
giraffe.
Fatkap created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fatkap, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Fatkap, it will curse you with boils.
Fatkap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Fatkap's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear carbon on your body.
2. Never bounce near doves.
3. Never sing in the presence of frogs.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.