Miswot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, thoughtless hyena.

Miswot created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miswot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Miswot, she will be very unhappy.

Miswot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Miswot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never skip in the presence of snakes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never talk about eagles.