Arnbedmis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish dolphin.

Arnbedmis created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnbedmis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Arnbedmis, she will refuse to believe in you.

Arnbedmis' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Arnbedmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to sheep while wearing pink boots.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the west.

5. Do not stand on grass.