Yatdogdimvol is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm scorpion.

Yatdogdimvol created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatdogdimvol, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yatdogdimvol, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yatdogdimvol's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yatdogdimvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. You must pray to Yatdogdimvol three times a day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.